Death is the next step after the pension-it's perpetual retirement without pay.

The stage play is a trial, not a deed of violence. The soul is opened, like the combination of a safe, by means of a word. You don't require an acetylene torch.

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.

Human beings are like timid punctuation marks sprinkled among the incomprehensible sentences of life.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

To win a woman in the first place you must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her, finally, so that she will let you leave her, you've got to antagonise her.