Death is the next step after the pension-it's perpetual retirement without pay.

Death is the next step after the pension-it's perpetual retirement without pay.

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

Half the human race can change its name and sometimes its nation without suffering — at least half! All women!

You're an Attorney. It's your duty to lie, conceal, and distort everything, and slander everybody.

When he (man) ceased any longer to heed the words of the seers and prophets, science lovingly brought forth the radio.

Women have no sense of the abstract-a woman admiring the sky is a woman caressing the sky. In a woman's mind beauty is something she needs to touch.