Women have no sense of the abstract-a woman admiring the sky is a woman caressing the sky. In a woman's mind beauty is something she needs to touch.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.

Half the human race can change its name and sometimes its nation without suffering — at least half! All women!

There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth.

Oh God, if you want women to never again raise their voices, then create an adult man!