When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.

I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped.

You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I respect their faith, but I would like to respectfully point out that faith is dangerous. Religion kills.

I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and (Apple CEO Steve) Jobs working together. The thought of this menage a trois is absolutely hilarious.