When I want to do something mindless to relax, I reinstall Windows 95.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

The romance of Silicon Valley was about money - excuse me, about changing the world, one million dollars at a time.

Don't try to lawyer me out of common sense.

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.

One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order. You couldn't dream a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope and anarchy.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.