When I want to do something mindless to relax, I reinstall Windows 95.

Don't try to lawyer me out of common sense.

When an idea, a proposition, a cause is presented to me in terms that leave me no alternative but to be for it, because it's all pros and no cons, then I know I'm being conned.

The goal of the computer is to provide people with the means to extend people's minds and bodies. It is an exoskeleton that expands our human reach.

Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.

That makes my nipples hard!

Advertising is saying you're good. PR is getting someone else to say you're good.