Don’t take your hands off me even once tonight.” (Vlad)

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one.

Bones, what is everyone doing in here? Spade, cover up. Frigging vampires think everyone wants to see what they've got." ~Cat

Then, when people saw you strolling around at high noon holding your rosary beads, they’d think, ‘Well, that can’t be a vampire.

There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon. I can only say that it was caused by my natural affront to the notion of her as my sister. Since I'll be shagging her tonight, you can imagine how I'd be distressed at the thought of rogering my sibling" "You shmuck! The only thing you'll be shagging tonight is yourself!" "You wanted sincerity, well, luv, I was sincere.