You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

How unconvincing. Try again.

Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it.

Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.