Let me introduce my friend, Cat.’ The redhead, and for some reason, she looked familiar. ‘Her husband Bones’ – here Vlad smiled coolly at the short-haired brunet – ‘is not my friend.

I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.

I’ve heard the expression climbing walls, but I never thought I’d experience it, let alone like that,” she murmured, her mouth curling into what was probably a dreamy smile.

You're right. Everyone in this room with a pulse is starting to smell really good. Okay. Back in the box, better safe than sorry.

I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it

Some things are worth the cost of their consequences.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!