How unconvincing. Try again.

I thought Bones looked like a little slice of heaven, but you're the whole cake, aren't you, sugar?

Denise clung to the feel of his hands as she pushed at her panic. It's okay. You're safe...and this has got to be the ugliest couch ever.

All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.

I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.

Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.

He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.