All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

Isn’t he gorgeous?” With those rolls, the wet-sounding grunts, bulbous wiggly tail, and smashed face—not to mention the fart the dog let out once he situated himself—he was gorgeous in a way that only a parent could appreciate.

But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice." Cat and Bones

I might look as average as the next person but I had a few secrets up my sleeves. And lots of knives of course.

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.