Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

I wanted you to watch, so I stomped around the room to wake you before I got in the shower. Didn't you wonder why the light was on? It wasn't for me, I can see in the dark. And then I kept the water cold so the glass wouldn't fog.

You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied. So what? Got something against the French?

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?" "Why don't you swim around until you find a shark? Then you can discuss how much the two of you have in common

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.