You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I'm taking all of you in return.

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.

Then my father's features hardened. "You can't expect my blessings on this disastrous mistake." The words were directed at me, but Vlad responded. "I wouldn't insult you by asking. We both know you disapprove and we both know I don't care. Leila's opinion is the only one that matters, and she said yes.

I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?” His chuckle was soft. “Can’t say that I have, Kitten.” “Yeah, well, consider me an original.” This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment. “I always have.

Hearing that I'd come so close to dying should've terrified me, but all I could muster up was a weary "This day sucks.

I’ve heard the expression climbing walls, but I never thought I’d experience it, let alone like that,” she murmured, her mouth curling into what was probably a dreamy smile.

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.