I hadn't expected to be kidnapped today or I'd have worn something more conservative.

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

I might look as average as the next person but I had a few secrets up my sleeves. And lots of knives of course.

You’ll never get rid of me, either… No matter which side of the grave we’re on. I’ll haunt you, chase you all around eternity, whatever it takes, but it’s you and me until the stars burn out.

The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.

All hail the dragon slayer!" (Bones)

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.