Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

I'm not fretting over control with you. You can have all of the command you desire as long as we're together. I'll just save my demands for the bedroom." I flushed. Bones just chuckled and brought my hand to his lips.

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?