Rodney set a plate in front of me and one in front of my mother. I almost fainted when she began to eat instead of hurling it at him. Had one of the vampires gotten tired of her bitching and bitten her into a better mood? She caught my flabbergasted look. "I watched what he put in it" she said defensively. Rodney, instead of being insulted, just laughed. "You're welcome, Justina.

And that, Annette, is called Pilates

Well, what did I expect? S&M didn't stand for soft and mushy?

You know, in addition to your mind-reading abilities, I may have absorbed some sluttiness from your blood.

I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.

You’re meant for me, and I will have you.

Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)