Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

You know, in addition to your mind-reading abilities, I may have absorbed some sluttiness from your blood.

When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.

I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you.