Only fools pity survivors their scars and you should never kowtow to fools

Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts. Bones to Gregor

Brilliant landing.. We´re trying to keep a low profile, and here you´ve gone and made it look like a meteorite hit.

But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!" Bones chuckled. "Right And we shrink back from crosses, can't travel over water, and always get staked in the end by the righteous slayer. Really, who'd be afraid of a creature like that? All you'd need is a Bible, a tanning bed, and some holy water to send us shivering to our dooms.

Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.