Yes, but you are still only human.” I laughed, the sound of it drowned out by the crunch of rocks as the mountain continued to shudder as though in the throes of birth pangs. “So was Van Helsing, yet in every movie, he beat the vampire in the end. Never underestimate the power of humanity.

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.

Denise clung to the feel of his hands as she pushed at her panic. It's okay. You're safe...and this has got to be the ugliest couch ever.

I was sitting cross-legged in bed, trying without success to pretend I'd misunderstood the image I'd glimpsed. Yeah, right. Because Vlad had been between my legs looking for a set of keys he'd lost.

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep

He tasted like sin made into wine: dark, heady, and impossible to resist.