You. Me. Exorcist. -Bones

Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.

This wasn't the first time I'd woken up as a captive. It wasn't even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.

Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

...I'd have cheerfully thrown Her Majesty and her hundred pounds of baggage to the curb, but that wasn't mature. ~Cat on Annette