I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

Licking Falls, Ohio, had its own set of standards. They were archaic at best.

There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock.