Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones

nobody could catch a vampire on a motorcycle.

But-but…” Timmie’s eyes couldn’t get any wider. “Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend? Why doesn’t she know about your real one?” That was a good question. I cast around for an answer. Any answer. “He’s English!” I settled on desperately. “And Mom…Mom hates foreigners!

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.