Although there have been warnings that it was coming for years, the Alzheimer's epidemic is here now and millions more families will be touched by this progressive - and ultimately fatal - disease unless its course can be altered.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.

[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone.

Pets require feeding, training, affection and exercise, but in return they offer unconditional love and companionship.

Do not jump the gun because of gossip.

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.