I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.

As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.

The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.

I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was slightly unusual compared to most of my friends was that I was an only child... I don't think that's why my parents gave me a dummy, at least they've never copped to it.

Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.

You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.