There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

I'm a geek to the bone.

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event.

I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus... there has to be some sort of reality show in that.

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.