You're driving me NORMAL!

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.

Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?" And I did. Of course I did.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

...she opened the door very slowly and carefully, half hiding behind it, as if badly frightened of what might be waiting for her on the other side. And considering that it was me waiting, this showed rare common sense.