First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.

I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.

I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter

And here I always thought morality was useless.