Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.
Why bother inflicting enormous pain on yourself when sooner or later Life would certainly get around to doing it for you?
I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?
Feeling - what authentic human fun!
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers. -Dexter