A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time, and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have been impossible before the discovery of LSD.

been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.

She really did like me, the idiot.