Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?" And I did. Of course I did.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?" And I did. Of course I did.

A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the usual purpose.