Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.

I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter

They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness lies in having people tell you what you want to believe, usually not the same thing at all, and if you have to stub your toe on the truth later, so be it.

There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you never know who else is listening, I added, 'And there is nothing under the bed.'" --Dexter

Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be treated as a semiformal occasion.

I did not like this feeling of having feelings.

The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her.