Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.

Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

What a terrible thing life can be.

And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right.

As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.

I really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.