Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?
Jeff LindsayI am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.
Jeff LindsayI really am guilty, of many somethings, all of them lethal and very enjoyable and technically not quite legal.
Jeff Lindsay