Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.
Jeff LindsaySince I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.
Jeff LindsayThe faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.
Jeff LindsayHave you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you're a little better than competent, everyone expects miracles from you, every single time. Like most of life, it's a no-win situation. And if you dare to mention it, no matter how creatively you phrase your complaints, you are shunned as a whiner.
Jeff Lindsay