The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.

If you dont have anything nice to say... dead silence creates a lot awkwardness.

To do or not to do... that is the question.

Compound interest is proof of gods existence.

There are very few profound sayings in the world.

We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.

You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have