I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

The 20-G Centrifuge is our largest facility certified for use by humans. Its capabilities make it a unique NASA resource and a very versatile research tool that is ideal for developing health-maintenance activities for astronauts.

Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.

Walt Kelly was much more interested in allegory and politics, and I'm much more interested in metaphors and myth.

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish. Rather than being reprimanded, they were often hauled into the dining room and flogged in the presence of the guests.