I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!

I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons, and yet I also enjoy reading books about science, or the current fiction.

Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the outside ... but there's no training, nothing to prepare them for that.

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.