Prisoners learn how to make do with less, and many of them want to take this ingenuity that they've learned to the outside ... but there's no training, nothing to prepare them for that.

Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!

I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist.

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.