The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.

That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!' 'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?' 'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it!

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery.

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!