Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class.

That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.

Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it.

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.

I prefer the Chinese method of eating.... You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.