Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy.

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!

I think the audience is truly all ages: I don't put anything in there that kids can't see, or shouldn't see, but I have to keep it interesting for me as an adult

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

The 20-G Centrifuge is our largest facility certified for use by humans. Its capabilities make it a unique NASA resource and a very versatile research tool that is ideal for developing health-maintenance activities for astronauts.

I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.