Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour.

I'm 40 years old, and I still love watching Bugs Bunny slap the bull on the nose. I still watch those cartoons, and yet I also enjoy reading books about science, or the current fiction.

Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute.

[We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons.