I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist.

CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!

How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand.

Prepared and fast foods have given us the time and freedom to see cooking as an art form - a form of creative expression.

Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish. Rather than being reprimanded, they were often hauled into the dining room and flogged in the presence of the guests.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!