I am not single and I'm not taken. I'm simply on reserve for one who deserves me.

Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.

In the beginning I was just a makeup artist and I never really pictured myself doing anything else. But now that I have so many doors open, I kind of want to be that indie rock Paris Hilton - but with actual intelligence - she's just stupid.

I don't know how it happened, but everyone thinks I'm this crazy b***h. Maybe because I don't have eyebrows. A lot of bands talk s**t about me and I post a blog calling them out. F**k them. The future is bright pink so put on some sunglasses, b****es.

Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

Don't fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you can't live without.

True liars never love. True lovers never lie.