While there may not be a book in every one of us, there is so often a damned good short story.

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.

I find I don't learn a lot while I'm talking

We all make mistakes but one has to move on.

If you make a deal with a fool, don't be surprised when they act foolishly.

I learnt a lot about myself, I learnt a lot about other people and the problems they have. If I was lucky enough to live to a hundred, how I will feel about two per cent of my life being that way, I don't know.

Well I certainly have learned and I hope I'm moving on and certainly two years of prison was a terrible punishment.