Don't waste your time on life.

I live my own life and nurse my own wounds. It's not the best way to live. But it's the way I am.

Yes, you need a passport to prove to the world that you exist. The people at passport control, they cannot look at you and see you are a person. No! They have to look at a little photograph of you. Then they believe you exist.

I always work in a room where there's no Internet to keep from being distracted so easily.

But what humans forget, cells remember. The body, that elephant

I think it is important to remind people of the extent of our free will.

Is there anything as incredible as the love story of your own parents? Anything as hard to grasp as the fact that those two over-the-hill players, permanently on the disabled list, were once in the starting lineup? It's impossible to imagine my father, who in my experience was aroused mainly by the lowering of interest rates, suffering the acute, adolescent passions of the flesh.