My friends love coming over because they get fed.
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
You train your man to do nothing.
You can't blame someone for not knowing what his or her job should be if you don't ask for it right off the bat.
I'm sprouting more than one wonderful grey hair.
Breakfast is usually a shake, because I didn't like eating in the morning. But I know it's a healthy thing, so I try to get something in my body.