I love to read about what my love life is really like.
It gets so boring you know just to do the same thing over and over again.
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great.
Don't wait until life has given you an expiration date to live.
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.