My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.

It's okay to treat yourself once in awhile. I'm not going to stop eating Mexican food!

Having experienced everything you don't want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down to what you actually do want.

Don't rely on men but don't shun them either.

To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business.

I remember being seven and asking my mom if I was as pretty as Monique [my best friend in grade school]. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, 'Oh, honey, you're so funny.' So, she doesn't lie to me...she answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.