Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth.

I've never sat there and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous.

Having experienced everything you don't want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down to what you actually do want.

Maybe it's a fairy tale, but I believe in happily ever after.

The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.

When I was 22, I was having a ball!

She's been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly.