If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.

This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. - Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight

Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a dead body in the basement, and you in my bedroom. Where do you want to start?

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.