Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting tired of this shi*.” “Somebody needs a hug,” Carpenter said. “Humor,” Shane said. “Har.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.

We're going to need a bigger dock

Say, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ” “Oh, please.” “Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ” “I don’t think so.” “Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin.’ ” “I’m out of here.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.