Real life doesn't have to suck.

So I know you must have a plan and this wolf—" "Beast," Min said. "—frog, whatever, can't fit your plan." "He's not a frog," Min said. "I kissed him and he did not turn into a prince."He turned into a god. No, he didn't . "Look, I'm never going to see him again, so everybody can relax.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.

Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won't let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she's playing fair, or that she's being a feminist, but a very deep level, she knows that she's crossing you off her list of possibilities.

If you haven't failed, you're not trying hard enough.

If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Gwen Goodnight