I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female homocide victims were killed by husbands or lovers. Which, come to think of it, was probably why there weren't any women gamblers. Living with men was enough of a gamble.

Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won't let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she's playing fair, or that she's being a feminist, but a very deep level, she knows that she's crossing you off her list of possibilities.

Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.

I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.